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Joke of the Day
"why did the cookie go to the doctors? ... because he felt crumby!"
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"What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood? The Sphaghetto"
"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""
"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."
"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."
"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"
"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""
"I'm like a mouse. If u give a mouse a cookie hes gonna want some milk. If u gimme a beer im gonna want some nachos. Plus we both like cheese"
"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"
"What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."