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Joke of the Day

"Facebook post: Sad news. Mom passed away this morning. Facebook: Be the first person to like this."

"Cheese makes everything better... *sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*"

"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."

"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"

"A blind man walks into a store... he then starts knocking things off the shelves. An employee asks; - ""Is there anything I can help you with?"" - ""No thanks, I'm just looking around."""

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."

"I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles."

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."