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Joke of the Day

"I went to sign up for tumblr today. I was really surprised that there wasn't a box where I had to check my privilege."

"The Artist Formally Known As... Alive."

"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"

"baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u"

"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."

"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."

"Did you hear the joke #4126?"

"I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content."

"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"