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Joke of the Day

"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"

"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."

"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."