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Joke of the Day
"Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists."
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"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."
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"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."