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Joke of the Day
"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"
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"As a Jew, I love bagels... They're one of the holeyest foods."
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
"What will fast food workers say in Trump's Amerika? Arbeit Macht Freis with that?"
"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."
"Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them."
"Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts."
"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""
"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."