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Joke of the Day

"Scientists thought we would never have enough air to survive on the moon... ...then they opened a bag of Lays chips."

"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."

"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."

"I think my girlfriend might be pregnant... ...I just laughed at a Dad joke."

"She just didn't get that i was into fish. Geez"

"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."

"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."

"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."