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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called a ""network of computers streaming Disney movies to cows"" and not ""Moo-LAN"""

"I wish I had the confidence in humanity that Guinness had when they bought a 9,000 year lease."

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."

"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."

"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."

"Him: Do you swallow? Me: Every time I chew."

"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."