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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? See you next month!"
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"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"
"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."
"Like most people my age... I'm 27."
"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."
"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."