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Joke of the Day

"How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)"

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"Why was the smurf's hat blue? Cus it was sad."

"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."

"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."

"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."

"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"

"Police just knocked on my door and said my dog is chasing a kid on his bike. What a liar, my dog doesn't even have a bike."

"I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was... turns out it was Trudeau."

"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."