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Joke of the Day

"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."

"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"

"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."

"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."