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Joke of the Day

"What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse? I'm feeling a bit sorbet."

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"If money doesn't buy happiness.. then explain why you have to pay for a divorce."

"How do fish get high? Seaweed"

"Doctor: ""You have lost a lot of blood."" Me: ""That's not good."" Doctor: ""It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."""

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"I used to be in a relationship with a Mobius loop It was very one-sided."

"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."

"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims- 100 storeys in 10 seconds"

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."