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Joke of the Day
"I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East. They call it ""The Sims""."
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"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("
"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."
"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""
"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."
"Walks into a bar A neutron walks into a bar and asks ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender says, ""for you? no charge."""
"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."
"People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes."