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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? Get a broom."

"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."

"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? dejbxwsishcuntbxwddhiqxbjsbjx!"

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."

"What do polite Japanese people eat? Arigatoni"

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"