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Joke of the Day
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
Next Joke
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."
"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."
"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"
"What do retards wear on their heads? Handicaps"
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."
"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"