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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra That's the joke"

"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"

"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."

"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."

"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."

"Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to use knockout gas or whack me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation."

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"

"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"

"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."

"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"