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Joke of the Day

"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""

"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."

"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"My father always told me, he liked his women like he liked his sunglasses. Sitting on his face."

"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"Curious about sex"

"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"

"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"