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Joke of the Day
"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"
Next Joke
"What is the loneliest number? My phone number, call me please! #Please don't"
"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."
"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."
"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."
"I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage"
"I was doing so well getting over my viagra addiction... But I couldn't keep it up."
"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."
"my life is a joke with no punchline"
"I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen."