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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital? He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)"
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"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"
"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"
"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"
"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"