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Joke of the Day

"Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much."

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer."

"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."

"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."