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Joke of the Day
"What was used to grow crops on Mars in the movie Martian? Good Shit"
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"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."
"My girlfriend left me.... she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech"
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on one another"
"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"
"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"
"Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck."
"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."