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Joke of the Day
"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."
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"""Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!"" - The Very Civil War"
"My old man got admitted to a psychiatric hospital today. He had set up a traffic detour through his house. I should have seen it coming, all the signs were there."
"""Wanna see videos from my vacation?"" *shows home video of me eating a raccoon under a bridge ""This is the wrong video"" ""No this is right"""
"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"
"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"
"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."