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"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."
"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"
"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"
"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."
"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."
"My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable housing in Manhattan."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"
"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."
"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."