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Joke of the Day
"an octopus is just a wet spider"
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"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"
"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"
"The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado."
"Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work. He, who has a Tates, is lost."
"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."
"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"
"Christmas tradition."
"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"
"*job interview* ""So this yearbook isn't your resume?"" ""No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."""