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Joke of the Day

"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between."

"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."

"My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe."

"What time are you supposed to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!"

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters."

"What has now become the least popular donut in Egypt De Plain! De Plain!"

"What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common? It's quiet and embarrassing."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."

"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."