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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."
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"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"
"Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll."
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"Lots of grandfather jokes. Here's his favorite. My uncle. He hates my dad. My uncle is his favorite joke."
"I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at the people coming out with real books."
"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"