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Joke of the Day

"Osama=Crabs What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush."

"What's a basic girl's favorite vegetable? Asperrygus"

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"

"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter Warning: Offensive Harry got out of the chamber."

"Atleast there was one way that the new Ghostbusters was true to the original... It still had a black guy as one of the main cast."

"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."

"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"

"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."

"Hope nobody has a video of me trying to get the fourth corner of a fitted sheet over the mattress."

"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."