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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."

"Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?"

"Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats."

"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics? LeBronze James"

"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""

"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."

"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"