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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skeptical horse? A neigh-sayer. Sorry"
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"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A tyrano-snore-us rex."
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."
"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."
"Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !"
"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"My old math teacher used to dress pretty casually. So one day, when I walked into class they were all dressed up, suit, tie, etc. I strolled up to them and asked, ""What's the equation?"""
"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."
"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."