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Joke of the Day
"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"
Next Joke
"I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium."
"how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind"
"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."
"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"
"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""
"JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I'm right here"
"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill you."" A Jewish mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill myself."""