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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke."

"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"What did the frog say when he was asked how he knew so much about the new lili pad. Reddit"

"[having heart attack] HELP...CAN'T...MOVE ME: Dude, are you ok?! [faintly] CALL...ME...A...DOCTOR ME: Oh, sorry!! Doctor, are you ok?!"

"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""

"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."

"What do you calla judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers"

"Alone floating on a raft in the pool. Asked the neighbor to call my home phone and ask someone to bring me a beer. Work smarter not harder."

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."