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Joke of the Day

"I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut."

"Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar"

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go."

"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"

"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"

"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."

"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."