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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."

"There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast."

"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."

"Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail too."

"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."

"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."