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Joke of the Day
"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"
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"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!"
"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("
"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"
"Facebook: A place for liars and braggers to unite."
"Mid-'90s joke I just made up: Steven Tyler made a new version of Dude Looks Like A Lady... it goes ""Dude looks like his daughter!"""
"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""