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Joke of the Day
"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."
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"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."
"Did you hear the joke about ebola? ...you won't get it."
"Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is? -Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them"
"What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff? Ford was my best friend."
"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."
"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
"How does a tree access the internet? It logs on."
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"