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Joke of the Day

"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"I'll betcha that Heimlich guy gets a lot of pats on the back."

"When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as ""the eye of the shitstorm."""

"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"