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Joke of the Day
"TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears."
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"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"
"Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe? Because they lost their solemate"
"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."
"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"
"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."
"The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff."
"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"