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Joke of the Day
"Basketball would be a lot more exciting if each team was allowed one bear."
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"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"
"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."
"What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery"
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too"
"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"
"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."
"What's the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms."