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Joke of the Day
"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."
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"I hate scrubbing the floor It's beneath me."
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"
"I have good news & bad news ""bad news 1st"" I died youre talking to a ghost ""OMG & the good news?"" I broke the world record for eating bees"
"I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time."
"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"