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Joke of the Day
"Why did Minnie Mouse break-up with Mickey Mouse? Because he was fuckin' Goofy."
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"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."
"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"
"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it."
"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"