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Joke of the Day

"It's all shits n' giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."

"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the Mexican guy who cheated on his wife? It was really sad and now he only sees his kids on weekends."

"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"

"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"

"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."

"I just tried to make reservations at the library. Couldn't get one though. They were fully booked."

"""Based on a True Story"" on a movie poster basically just means ""has people in it."""