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Joke of the Day
"This documentary on tree frogs is absolutely ribbiting."
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"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"
"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."
"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
"What's sometimes white, sometimes red and sometimes brown? My dick."
"If your partner asks, ""Do you love your phone more than you love me?"" Lie."
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."