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"This documentary on tree frogs is absolutely ribbiting."
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"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."
"I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone."
"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."
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"How can you tell the Indians were here in America first? They had reservations."
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"
"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."