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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in."
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"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."
"If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?"
"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"
"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."
"A telemarketer called and said,""can I speak with the man of the house."" I replied, ""sure"" and gave the phone to the cat."
"*loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE! COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!"
"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"
"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."
"Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches."