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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."
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"My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum."
"*starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"
"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."
"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."
"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."
"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"
"What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service."