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"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
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"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""
"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."
"Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS First person shoveler. gg blizzard."
"How to get free skydiving lessons. Step 1: Be gay in a Muslim country."
"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"
"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"
"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"
"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."