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Joke of the Day

"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."

"Like Hannah Montana Transexual porn is the best of both worlds."

"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"

"We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore."

"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."