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Joke of the Day
"I invited a friend to go hunt some gods with me... But he just can't deicide."
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"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office completely nude, and so the psychiatrist says to the man, ""sir I can clearly see your nuts."""
"When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up."
"The impossibility of accepting the offer of a quick drink without first pretending to check your watch"
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep"