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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
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"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
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"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."
"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"
"I have a short cubing joke I made up. CFOP will bring the cubers solvation! Explanation: CFOP is a method of solving the Rubik's cube, hence SOLVation."
"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"
"I dislike the word ""kidnapping""... I prefer ""surprise adoption""."
"I was shopping with my 4yo the other day... when he suddenly exclaimed infront of the hot cashier that ""Daddy has a penis!"" I was so embarrased. Big penis honey, big penis."
"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"