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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
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"Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
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