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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites ! "
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"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"
"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."