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Joke of the Day

"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"

"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"

"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""

"Dear diary, Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person My therapist: Yes that's quite clear"

"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"

"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"

"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."

"Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea"

"Just remember Mom, you can't spell ""disappointment"" without ""appointment"" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview."

"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"